Apeing

To change your personality temporarily and treat your friends differently because there is an attractive girl you are trying hard to ape on

James was Apeing hard last night. Kinda pissed me off.

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Apeing

The act of jumping around and shouting like a monkey at someone while they are in there car

"Hey dylan's pulling in, lets go ape his car"
"Hey, when it get dark out lets go apeing"

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Apeing

Apeing is the supposed process of having sex with someone while acting in a ape like maner, which can include dressing up in a monkey suit and/or speaking like a monkey, i.e. "ooh, ooh, ooooh, aahh, ahh etc..." in order to exact dominance. The development period is at the moment unknown however is believed to be a split off from the Sadism and Masochism era with limited amounts of violence. Other acts include doing monkey like behavior prior to sex, i.e. being used as fore play such as pretending to pick insects from each other and/or other such behavior.

Can also include Surprise Apeing which is identical however usual refers to either rape using such a behavior or surprising your lover using such behavior without prior notice.

Boy one: "I aped her last night"
Boy two: "Nice One"

Boy one: "Apeing Loudly Inside!"
Boy three: "Love Of Vertebratish Estatic Sex?"
Boy two: "Gee, Even Ooh Raah Gaah Aaah?"
boy one: "Yep! ooh ooh ahh ooh rahh gahh gahh"

Boy one: "Wana ape around a bit?"
Girl one: " I love apeing with you, ooh ooh!"

Or in the other context:

Randomer one: "GONA GIVE YOU A GOOD APEING!"
Girl one: "AAAAAH"
Randomer one: "Yeah, ooh ahh ahh!"

Boy one: "ITS APEING TIME!"

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Apeing

Verb. When you climb everyday objects (poles,gutters,walls, etc) to reach the top for no apparent reason.

I'm so hyper, what should I do?" "Let's go do some apeing

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Ape

An Ape, also known as a “smoothbrain” is an individual who knows nothing else other than Buy/HODL. This is his code. He does not play into FUD but instead cracks open a new box of crayons for an afternoon snack. Trying to fight against an Ape is futile as Apes of this class tend to stand together in massive numbers. They are often seen trading hard earned bananas for stonks and a possibility of earning tendies in return. They don’t know when the tendies will come however and this is why HODL. Their overall unwillingness to sell, despite shill attacks, hedgie threats, and mainstream media FUD has earned them the title of having what’s known in nature as “Diamond Hands” the strongest force found here on Earth. A force underestimated by the apes mortal enemy known as “shitadel”These Apes currently desire to live on the moon using rocket ships with pretty colors. Not much else is known about this Ape community but if you ever run into one you might just hear them whisper “This is the way” right before getting hit in the face with feces. -This is the way.

Look at that ape in his Lamborghini, damn I should’ve HODL too.

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A$AP

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Prosper
used by A$AP mob created by A$AP Yams

rest in peace A$AP Yams

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A$AP

Always Strive And Prosper

Used by A$AP mob created by A$AP Yams

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