architected

Architected: faux verb often employed by IT professional, created by co-opting a noun from another industry.

“I architected this building” said no architect ever.

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architected

Adj. An object or building with interesting or clear design aspects. Something that it looks like someone went to great pains to design, with great results.

Man that pencil holder is architected. That podium sure was architected!

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Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

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architect

An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.

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architect

A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.

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architect

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verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."

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Architect

He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.

The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.

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