arpandeep

the human version of an anti-social stick bug. Usually, dwell under rocks or damp dark places. Have massive boogers hanging from their noses. arpandeeps will jump off a cliff just to avoid any human contact with anyone or anything. But Dayaas on the other hand are great.

scared person: HONEY!!! HELP!! THERE'S AN ARPANDEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM, IT MUST HAVE SNUCk IN THROUGH THE WINDOW IN SEARCH OF FOOD!!
"omg ew its an arpandeep" -distressed citizen of the world 2021
"Omg Kranky mate! we've finally found ourselves a wild arpandeep, now you can notice how it runs away, avoiding any contact with living matter, its only friends are a broken rock and a dead tree, very gnarly indeed" -Australian wildlife documentary host