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A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.
Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."
Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself an arslan, bitch!"
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One who is always hungry.
Is a kind, caring,gorgeous and just a sexy motherfucker.
who is a great lover.
Best at cuddles and kissing.
Very intelligent.
Make me a bacon sandwich you bitch Arslan
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The most important, handsome man in existence. Every where he walks everybody accepts he’s the main character. He cares about others and is very modest. All the chicks want him.
That guy is a gigachad, he must be Arslan
Arslan why are you so handsome and beautiful
She spits orange juice on people randomly, has no life, and is incapable of development as a human being.
Person: Dude you're a fucking arslan
Arslan: Well you have no life + Ratio
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A middle aged Turkish man who claims to of punched a cow and killed it. Only a select few have encounted such a godly being as they tend to favaour the number '81' and like to gamble large quantities of cash at the casinos.
Wow did you see that bloke?
Yep, that's a mustafa arslan
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This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”
I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.
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A person who works long hours, with very little sleep between shifts.
He is an Arslan.