Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

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NATO Article 5

A Funny button that Poland is gonna press, destroying Russia.
If a NATO member is attacked by someone, other NATO members must defend them.

Poland's gonna commit NATO Article 5, Press F to not pay respects to Russia!

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