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"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
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Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
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1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
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A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
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A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”
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A hot tall person who makes you say "MmmmmMMMMMMMMM fuck me UPPPPPP"
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