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˙ʇᴉsᴉʌ oʇ ɔᴉʇsɐʇuɐɟ puɐ ƃuᴉzɐɯɐ sᴉ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ llᴉʇs ʇnq soɐɥɔ sᴉ ǝɔɐld ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ sooɹɐƃuɐʞ ǝɹɐ ɹᴉǝɥʇ puɐ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ suɐǝɯ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ƃuᴉǝq
That man is definitely Australian.
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You”how IS that person defying gravity?!?”
Me”he is Australian”
The Australian” oi mate, have ya seen ma roo?”
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a person who is a citizen of Australia; a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker
Yes, I'm an Australian, cobber - a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to the land down under.
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Australia is a very civilized country (contrary to what the simpsons may tell you) and a lot of it is not desert. Most of us don't say mate very often and most of us don't talk like steve irwin.
People are very misgueded about AUSTRALIANS
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The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.
Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.
Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
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The race with the coolest accent ever
Australian people really like boomerangs.
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Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
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