Abdodiphrass

While pooping, one's stomach begins to converse with oneself through morse code, often giving helpful life tips and warnings; also known as the fortune cookie of the body.

Doctor: "Has anything unusual happened to you lately?"
Steve: "Well, I had a case of Abdodiphrass last night."
-- Last night --
Steve: (Whistles on toilet)
Steve's stomach: (taps) "Cover nose."