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A thing that you didn't do on purpose.
Dad: Son you're an "accident".
P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.
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You
Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You
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There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
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You. Or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbors dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. That is an accident.
Uh, oh, the condom broke. Looks like we're gonna have a little accident.
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