Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

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Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

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Accommodation

-A dwelling.
-A place of temporary lodging.

All of you should go to your accommodations for the night.

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Accommodate

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).

"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"

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Accommodate

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.

Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.

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re-accommodate

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

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re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

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