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[Adam & Steve]

A homosexual partnership

They are having an "Adam & Steve" affair

by xezzarus August 13, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam & Steve

A phrase commonly used by the older generation who are narrow-minded, bigoted homophobes who are still pissed about the mines closing 40 years ago.

โ€œI still canโ€™t believe they closed the pit down, this town has never fully recovered.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ll tell you whoโ€™s to blame; the gays!โ€
โ€œItโ€™s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steveโ€

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam And Steve

A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.

Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.

by Electrik man July 20, 2020

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam and Steve

The Christian inside joke.

Christian: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Jew: What?

Muslim: Just smile and nod.

by epicetic July 16, 2006

332๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam and Steve

Derogatory term used by some Christians to announce their disapproval of sexual relationships between 2 men.

God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

302๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam and Steve

Something homophobic Christians say to try and โ€œdebunkโ€ gay marriage

God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, donโ€™t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. โ€œWhat are you doing!?โ€ said Steve. โ€œI wanted to see your butt.โ€ Adam gently licks Steveโ€™s butthole, up and down. โ€œOhhhh, yeah.โ€ Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, โ€œOh! It feels so good.โ€ Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, โ€œSomethingโ€™s happening!โ€ And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.

by H o m o e r o t i c January 5, 2021

19๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam and Steve

These are the first two guys to fuck each other in the ass, they are still alive and well living in WeeHoo!!

Who do you think had a bigger dick, Adam or Steve?

by Overseer April 14, 2005

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