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A phrase commonly used by the older generation who are narrow-minded, bigoted homophobes who are still pissed about the mines closing 40 years ago.
“I still can’t believe they closed the pit down, this town has never fully recovered.”
“I’ll tell you who’s to blame; the gays!”
“It’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve”
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A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
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Christian: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Jew: What?
Muslim: Just smile and nod.
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Derogatory term used by some Christians to announce their disapproval of sexual relationships between 2 men.
God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
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Something homophobic Christians say to try and “debunk” gay marriage
God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, don’t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. “What are you doing!?” said Steve. “I wanted to see your butt.” Adam gently licks Steve’s butthole, up and down. “Ohhhh, yeah.” Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, “Oh! It feels so good.” Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, “Something’s happening!” And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.
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These are the first two guys to fuck each other in the ass, they are still alive and well living in WeeHoo!!
Who do you think had a bigger dick, Adam or Steve?
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