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After visiting the waterfall, me and my zaddy were Adam and Eveing it in the trees.
someone who you thought was your friend but actually was a snake and fucked you over!
That fucking bitch just Adam and Eved us.
Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.
Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'believe'
Do you adam and eve it?
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The two chuckleheads who populated the earth with imbreds. Explains a lot.
I wonder if Adam and Eve looked identical, except for the genitalia?
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The fucking faggots who ate the apple in the Garden of Eden.
Thanks to Adam and Eve, everyone is fucked.
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The first man and woman. Eve was made from one of Adam's rib (which is why women have one more rib than men). They were not to eat off the tree of good and evil, otherwise they'd become smart, know they're naked, and feel shame. (BTW, the fruit from the tree was NOT an apple. sheesh) And they were banished gave birth to Cain and Abel, and so on.
Adam and Eve made the original sin (disobeying God)
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