Adondelestamy

Adondelestamy (pronounced - Ah-don-dei-less-to-me) is the scientific condition know where your body begins Copernicus Metamorphosis, sometimes called - "nicuh-sis", which starts the dilation of the ocular capillaries, encouraging the blood flow through the eyes and effectively causing red eyes.

In 99.97% of the cases, Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol, bka "THC" was proven to temporarily provide relief and a long term cure for this devastating disease.

I thought I had the pink eye, but my doctor confirmed my worst suspicions, I have level-2 Adondelestamy.