Adrism

Noun: The word for the most obnoxious and/or cutesy abbreviation possible usually made by adding "sickles," randomly dropping 90% of the letters, or simply just saying a single letter. Quite often the abbreviation is actually longer and harder to pronounce than the original word.

Person 1: ugh, everyone is dumbsicles
Person 2: dubs tee effsicles
Person 1: oh snapsicles.
Innocent Bystander: Please God make the Adrisms stop!!