Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.
Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"