advisor

Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.

(noun) Flying maggot

Oh, Hi Advisor! *death*

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the advisors

Hairy balls. Used in context with Woodrow Wilson

"Man did you see that hottie Lori at the show last night?

Yea, she had Woodrow Wilson and
the advisors at attention."

Service Advisor

Helps people at the dealership when they are having car problems.

Service Advisor works long hours, gets paid very little, and takes the blame for everything.

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Service advisor

Worst possible job in a dealership in which everything is your fault, people curse you daily and your coworkers are worthless.

Hey man lets go fuck with a service advisor today and make his job even harder than it already is!

spiritual advisor

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

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Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

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Tincture Advisor

A person who offers unsolicited advice While intoxicated. Their advise or solution has been diluted with alcohol. Advise has been influenced or saturated by 25-60% alcohol. Sometimes up to 90%.

“ My tincture advisor is making a hell of a lot of sense right now” as they down their 12th beer.