Agardus

An oddly shaped carbon based, earth inhabiting lifeform. It is not unusual for an Agardus to consume a gallon of homogenized organic milk in a 24 hour period. Commonly known in the North American region as Diaper-Butt Baby-Boy (Di-Purr-But-Bay-Bee-Bwoi).

When I awoke from my joyful slumber this morn, I was extremely peeved to find that a wild Agardus had ravaged my refrigerator leaving no milk for my daily, break of the fast bowl of cereal.