aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

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Ven Aci Ahora

This one sentence is every hispanic kids nightmare. You know you about to get the absolute shit out of you.

Mom:Juan Carlos Ven Aci Ahora
Friend: oooooooh you in trouble.
You: See you in heaven my amigo.

vamos ahora, muchacho

in spanish it means we go now,(or today) boy

well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"

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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

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ahora

Ahora also known as religious murder is a form of Harm towards somebody of the same religion, to show affection. This is often done by sticking your hand up the other persons ass and making them into your personal puppet :*

I'mma Ahora you so hard tonight