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Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
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Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
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The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.
Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"
PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT
Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."
(He collapses, dies)
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Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...
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Often installed in beat to shit old Cadillacs, sometimes shaped like pine trees. Also featured in some cars are Hi-Tech air filtration units that are installed in the cars in an attempt to filter the fowl stench of the niggers that drive them.
To date however, No Air freshener or Filtration unit has been successful in removing the stench of a nigger! But new technologies are always being tested.
Joe: Man! ... what smells like something died?
Max: It's the car you parked next to, it needs a "Niggermobile Air Freshener" installed!
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1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
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A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
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