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An airsoft faggot is a pathetic, grown-ass man who plays "milsim", but really just uses that as an excuse to play dress up and ass around the woods pretending to be something he'll never be. He will spend literal thousands of dollars to buy the same gear actual soldiers wear in combat so he can look cool on social media for his other airsoft faggot friends. Extreme cases may wear unearned unit patches in attempts at winning cool points from other equally pathetic airsoft faggots.
He wears MultiCam combat pants everywhere as if he's some off-duty Delta operator, and inserts military slang into everyday conversation, despite having no clue what the terms actually mean. He loves the camera, and will waste no opportunity to pose for it all kitted up.
He will even go so far as to tell ACTUAL COMBAT VETERANS that their shooting stance, grip pattern, or cheek weld on a weapon is "wrong", with no service credentials of his own. When others call out his habit of pretend play, he resorts to personal attacks. Even the airsoft faggot knows he has no justification to be an adult playing dress-up.
He doesn't have the balls to actually sign up for the military and will get very butthurt if you suggest he should. He lacks the discipline to commit himself to a lifetime of meaningful service. This is because he is a CHICKENSHIT COWARD WANNABE.
If you shoot plastic BBs at kids while dressing up in gear to pretend you're a soldier, you're probably an airsoft faggot.
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Teenager or grown adult that plays airsoft and pretends to be special forces with gloves, camo, helmet, and kneepads. Argues that it's "Milsim" but would hide behind trashcans thinking that would protect him in real life. Using a "silencer" on something that shoots rat shit. Wouldn't simulate heavy equipment. They're not simulating anything. It's just pretending and dressing up. He'd be the last person to enlist and would shit his pants if he were ever in a combat situation. Basically the majority of air softers.
Jimmy: look at all my gear and shit. I'm basically an operator.
Tyrone: no Jim, you just look like an airsoft faggot.
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