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When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
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Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.
Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.
Person One: Good idea!
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An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
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A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*
A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
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