Album-Graecum

Dog excrement which, when whittend by exposer, can be used in tanning leather.

Ren; Quit being a plodroon or I'll Album-Graecum all over your face. Keep fkn with me I'll tan yo arse with it too!

Stimpy: you that pissed off I wanked it on your travtavus(old mother cat)

Ren: WHACK,SMACK, *.'

Stimpy: you didn't have to blacken my eye with your sockdolager