Alefentrationistic

Someone with the belief that if you jump out of a plane from exactly 3,589 feet and land on a mountain and slide you can live as long as you have lighting McQueen crocs and are thinking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you will survive as long as you had mini wheats for breakfast.

Yo that kid must be alefentrationistic If he’s actually thinking of going on a date with 3 leg kelly.