for those who aren't getting a d or a v on February 14th
Guy: What's your plans for valentines day?
Lonely Guy: I'll be celebrating alentines ay, thanks for asking
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Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D
Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!