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Approach with caution and at your own risk!
The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.
Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.
Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.
If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.
If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
Man 1: Do you always carry a box cutter in your back pocket?
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"
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Alese is so hot and they deserve every fucking thing holy hell I just wanna fuck them
Girl: Alese made me go gay
(That’s it that’s the entire definition)
Ooh is that "Kennedy alese Larkin" she is a baddie purrrrr
the most amazing person in the world . he will always have your back and is always going to try his best to make you laugh