Alex shainburg

Alex is a THICC Jewish boy that looks at memes on his phone, wears neon green headphone, gets high off brisk, and plays a little to much solitaire

Alex Shainburg : Hey
Jack: Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya, mwah
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like wizz khalifa