When one completely blows out his knee from athletic event. Or when one completely demolished a certain part of the body from a certain athletic move
Oh shit he got hit pretty hard in his knee there. It looked like he might’ve alfieried it
The act of pooping while sucking a lollipop
After two expressos, Kristen ran to the bathroom for a quick Alfieris.
Alfieri is as unique as his name. You can always count on him: if you find an Alfieri, you will find a loyal friend with a big heart. Always there to make you laugh, you will appreciate his sense of dark humor. As a lover he may seem impassive sometimes, but if you look into his eyes, you will notice all the depth of his soul.
In front of an Alfieri, you will open-up easily, he never judges! One of the most open minded people that you'll ever meet.
I fell so free when I'm with him, I love talking to him even if I've nothing to say!
Of course you are, he is Alfieri!