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Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alfons

Best person in the world:)
THE G.O.A.T

ALFONS ร„R Bร„ST

by oboyxd March 31, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alfons

If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)

Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!

by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alfons

He is hella gay lmao

Alfons = gay lul

by The guy who is hella gamer April 20, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alfons

If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)

Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!

by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

by Artoscope May 10, 2006

104๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


alfone

name of one populer graphic designer in malang indonesia

hello alfone, hai alfone, do you know alfone?

by alfonevici December 20, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž