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he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men
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Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.
This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
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dark, muscular, hot. loves sports, mainly football. preferrs mango butter globs smushed on his face. complete goofball. watch out, when he farts, he kills plants and bugs that are around. likes to be a tour guide when he drives people around and has a ridiculously good sense of direction. he is very funny, definitely knows how to light up a room. sexy eyes. easy to fall in love with.
alfonso
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A short dark skinned Male person with a big heart. Alfonso's are often very sensitive and shouldn't be expected to indulge in activities that they think will harm them. Though they have a tough outer self, once you get to know them deeper, you find a kind and caring individual who has a soft spot for assholes like me.
Aww, you're such an Alfonso!
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Alfonso is the most kind hearted man in the world. He’s the kind of guy that you want to be friends with just because of how genuine he is. He has a silly sense of humor and a huge heart. Alfonso is extremely intelligent too. He is the kind of boy that a girl would be lucky to have. He is a gentlemen as he opens the door for his romantic partner and family members. Alfonso is a blessing to this earth! He is a great friend to have. He is shy at first, but when he is comfortable, his extroverted side shines!
Jimmy: I’m sorry for your loss…
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.
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