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When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes
Alice: *chanting incantation*
Russia: *appears from floor* you called
Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker
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