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When a pedophile and a Mexican beaner fight.
Tom: Brad are you going to see the new Alien vs Predator movie?
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.
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The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: "They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war."
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Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.
>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!
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When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other
I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.
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An awesome pc game, great online.
You look real tired man.
I know, i was up all night playing avp2.
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Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.
Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.
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The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?
Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN