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A woman with beautiful mind and soul who cares about every family member.
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Intelligent,God fearing, funny, and caring.
Artistic, Jack-of-all-trades, loves animals, loves babies, wants lots of babies, loves food, family is center on top of which God reigns..
Basically loves being loved and hence easily offended.
If you love her, the love you receive is abundant.
If she faces a breakup, it never heals until & unless she herself gets over with it ( that takes a very long time).
Self love is less for her because she is neither confident nor satisfied with herself.
For her, love is the most important in the whole universe...
❤Being Alka
Being Alka, Be Alka - Learn to love like an Alka
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The post-effect of forgetting how to speak English after wearing a swim cap.
I was wearing my swim cap when the gardener came in and asked whether he could get paid. I mumbled something incoherent. I hate when I Alka-out like that.
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BIG BOOTY, A girl with a huge butt. Nice face,
Bascially the perfect woman
OMG did u see that ALKA WALK BY?
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Hangover medication made by dropping alka-seltzer in mountain dew.
Last night was rough, I need an alka-dew.
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Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
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A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
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