alley-man

An 'Alley-Man' is someone who possesses 'neanderthal' like features. The 'Alley-Man' will spend most of his day farting, masturbating and communicating through inaudible grunts.

e.g. 'Mate have you seen Chris this morning?'

'Nah mate, he's being an Alley-Man today'

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