alopecia areata

What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.

Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.

What caused it? Pandemic stress.