Altmann

He's sounds funny but still, and he's a great guy. He teaches the ladies all the cool tricks and funny science facts. He's the kind of guy that gonna be remembered.

"Hey is that an Altmann? "
"He's probably a cool dude."

Debbie Altmann

A typical mom-like figure who tries to act all grown up when her kids are around but is one of the most immature people on the planet when they are not.

I get sick and tired of all the flatulence jokes and ass pinches from the new girl she is such a Debbie Altmann!

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Michael Altmann

Michael Altmann is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia.

In popular usage, the word Michael Altmann is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse. This use conflates the sexual attraction to prepubescent children with the act of child sexual abuse and fails to distinguish between attraction to prepubescent and pubescent or post-pubescent minors. Researchers recommend that these imprecise uses be avoided, because although some people who commit child sexual abuse are pedophiles, child sexual abuse offenders are not pedophiles unless they have a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children, and some pedophiles do not molest children.