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A very handsome man, he has a very very unhuman large penis. Loves girls and is very talented at what he does. Very good footballer and also very good at games. Girls always get wet when they se Alve
Damn i want to fuck with Alve
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Alve is a name based on old scandinavian word for elf. Alves usually have bitemarks and a crooked nose. Alves are rearily seen socialising and spend all their time indoors. Alves can be described as Gollum with a witches nose.
"Lets watch lord of the rings!" *2hr later* "Omg why does Alve want the ring?"
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an individual who is a demon in the inside, but on the outside is a funny, idiotic, and smartass bitch, who plays Minecraft!
Look at that kid yo...he looks so happy, yet seems like a bad person to hang with...he's an Alve!
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alves is when you are hotter then all the super models in the woirld put together.
that girl looks like an alves to me
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Acronym It is an idiomatic expression from México n it means a la verga, if we translate it, it says to the cock but it doesn't mean anything just you can use it with people that speak SPANISH, it's like oh shit!.
I: Hey brotha guess what
Friend: What?
I: My mom died, I'm too sad
Friend: Alv A La Verga, I'm so sorry
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