Americanada

capital: Halifax
largest city: New York
coolest city: Whitehorse and Yellow Knife
best city: Regina
Languages: Americanadian, English, and French
President: Drake

"my fellow certified lover boys, our country has been bitten by a scorpion" Americanada won't attack Afghanistan cuz we're too busy chucking maple syrup and consuming cheap insulin

americanada

When U.S. annexed Canada in 2078

time travel staffs: welcome to year 2012!
bieber: aah home sweet home.
time travel staff: are you idiot?
bieber: excuse me?
time travel staff: this ain't Canada, this Americanada, you stewpid!

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