amish style

Sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep.

"Turn off the lights we'll do it amish style."

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Amish-style

The act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.

Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.

"Oh man, that chick I picked up at Country Bar last week was so ugly I had to do her Amish-style!"

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Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.

Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.