Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.

“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”

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