analo-govnet

Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty

The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents

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analo

Analo is a rich bitch with no husbands and 26 side-peices. Always down to do everything. Wants to stand and sleep at the same time. Has very nice friends who will give her homework at 3AM the morning before.

Amy: Oh my gosh she didn't do her homework

Halle: That's definitely an Analo