ANSI

Association of Noteworthy Standards Ignorance - so called because developers of technology don't understand the true meaning (American National Standards Institute) and refuse to implement their rules. This causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.

The programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use Oracle instead of SQL Server after his firm decided to switch vendors. Since neither implementation of SQL adheres to the ANSI standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.

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ansy

its spelled "antsy"... Nervous; apprehensive

The long wait made the children antsy (ansy).

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ansy

To get irratable and short with someone

" Hey, Just cus you crashed your car, dont gat fukin ansy with me! "

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Ansi

Ansi is a word for describing a state of hydration. Like "full" is to "hungry", ansi is to thirsty. Ansi descends from the latin word "transitus", which means "cross-over", or "to make a passage", thus crossing from a thirsty to an un-thirsty equilibrium.

I'm thirsty" "Really? You should drink something, and you'll be ansi.

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Ansis

To hold open anus after anal sex
and have a gay person "skeet" all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy

::gay man::
"like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!" then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant.......were having twins!!

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Ansy

A more Proper terminology for the word Horny.

Hey Danny this is Laura, I'm Ansy! Wanna hook up?

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Ansis

Someone who used to be chill and funny but now is sensitive and very annoying

"Jeremy used to be so cool, but he is such an Ansis now"