Anti-Snowite

(n.) An anti-snowite is an individual who has an extreme, irrational prejudice and hatred of snow.

Derek: “Babe, there’s two feet of snow on the ground. It’s beautiful outside. Let’s take out the sled and slide down Queen Anne Avenue!”

Brandy: “Ugg. No way. I hate the snow.”

Derek: “Brandy, you’re such an anti-snowite!”