Anticoomer

A complete celibate. Only girl he ever wants to kill is his mother.

Guy: You hear about John. It seems that he never even wants a girl. He's got like 5 internet filters on his browser.
Carl: He's an anticoomer. I just got slapped in the face by him for showing him an anime meme.
John: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT SHIT TO MY EYES!