Apsi

"Apsi" is a name meaning, "Man Of Fax". Yes, with an X. Because "Facts" is a boring word so we decided to use the better version: "Fax".

Whenever someone with the name "Apsi" speaks, they only speak raw fax. I'm sorry but it's true. Straight up facts I'm afraid. You just gotta deal with it.

Apsi: "The earth is flat."

Everyone: "He must be right, because he is a Man Of Fax."

APSI

A unit of measurement to determine aggression in dogs. Stands for Aggresion per square inch.

That fucking wiener dog is clocking in at 375 APSI.