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An aquitard is an underground layer of something else that does not allow water to flow through it.
An aquitard is clay or really solid rock that is nonpermeable.
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A person that acts completely retarded when exposed to water.
"Don't let Brian go swimming. He's a total Aquitard."
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The inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water.
Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
"So how did the kids go at the swimming finals?"
"Well Shayne did pretty good, but Dayna was a bit of an aquitard"
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A person generaly mentally unstable that claims to be a famous mermaid but in reality is just a fiend intemperance of the human imagination. Is extremely in denial of not being a goddess.
Ilana: Im Ariel and a mermaid!
Everyone: No your just an aquitard
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An aquatic or marine animal which is retarded
1." That fish is such a fucking aquitard, eating pennies"
2."Look at that aquitard mermaid! She just said grapes are turtles!!"