arbalest

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i pawn you with me arbalests, matey.

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Arbalest

Alternative pregnancy termination method.
Man lubes (or doesn't) a Q-tip and inserts it into his urethra until only the tip of the Q-tip is visible. He then proceeds with vaginal intercourse with a pregnant female to completion. His ejaculation will propel the Q-tip through the fetus.

P1: "I dunno, man, Shelley and I can't afford an abortion right now, and coat hangers aren't safe. I don't know what to do."

P2: "Have you tried giving her the arbalest? It's foolproof!"