arbious

Obvious but it wouldn't happen.
Something that should be true but isn't.

They've been going out for four years. It's arbious they've had sex by now.

Arbiously the crazy frog couldn't get a number one hit.

Arbious

The coolest and most handsome lad on this side of the pond or the other too

Hey look it's Arbious! I heard his dungeon report is really cool and good.