Areola-Nipulitus

A condition caused when receiving an impassioned hug from a female while seated and her nipple rubs along your outer ear and practically enters the ear canal, essentially becoming a fleshy Q-Tip.

While shadowing Eric anywhere, he is often surprise hugged at his desk by the females in the office... or at lunch... or driving through the garage (in which they launch into the driver's seat through the open window; that shit really happened). It is then I point out the Areola-Nipulitus infection left in the wake of the less-than-innocent embraces.