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The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master
Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !
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These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his well camera See Argentified
Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !
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A flaming hot piece of fine shyt who's in the knights of beauty and would make you bust one of the fattest, most satisfying nuts ever. Green flag plus husband material btw!!
Literally anyone that sees Argenti: I just came all over my pants I'm so wet